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Wordplay of the day goes to the headline writers on Metro. The paper reports that a shopper was stopped at a checkout in Lidl and barred from buying 100 cucumbers. It may be one of the supermarkets that has yet to impose official limits on buying certain fruit or veg items but the mass purchase proved enough for Lidl staff to step in and refuse the bulk purchase. “Seize her salad” is Metro’s witty summation of the scene.

Metro Front Page 11th of March 2025

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