Forecasts predict a sizzling weekend across the country, with temperatures expected to rival or surpass famed sunny spots abroad.

Local five-a-side pitches are being replaced by padel courts, prompting concern over the decline of grassroots footie.

A blazing orb has caused forecasters to urge people to remain indoors, warning that anyone venturing out might end up with a newly acquired tan.

A senior figure from across the Atlantic has caused uproar by belittling Britain’s record of military sacrifice, seemingly overlooking the hundreds of British personnel who served and died in conflicts overseas.