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There’s a “good news alert” blazoned on the front of the Daily Star, which reports two scientific advances: “boffins” are on the verge of creating a pill that can replace exercise, while “eggheads” have revealed that a lager a day is good for you. “Hallelujah!” the paper’s headline cries, alongside an illustration of stained glass windows decorated with images of foaming pints.